unconditional love
and i love you just the same, if not a little more
Monday, 7 July 2008
jokes that which i think is funny. saw it from someone's livejournal.your father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.